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What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.

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I’ve yada yada-ed sex.

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Anonymous said: Why do you want to be a comedian?

bewbin:

the free stool with a glass of water on it 

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I met a new dog

I met a new dog

Tina Fey for American Express - 2008 vs. 2014

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fyeahherminald:

I DON’T EVEN CARE IF I’VE REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE

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